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Basterd Bashing: Iran Basterds

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Basterd:"My name is Lt. A(Ayatollah). Ali Khamenei and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me 300.000 soldiers. 300.000 True-Muslim soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Middle-East, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Infidels. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Iran and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Infidels lessons in humanity. Infidels ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Islam-hatin' colonial maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Infidel uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the Prothet’s son-in-law Ali. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Arabian resistance. We will be cruel to the Infidels, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Infidels won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Infidels will be sickened by us, and the Infidels will talk about us, and the Infidels will fear us. And when the Infidels closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?"
The Basterds: "YES, MASTER!"

well, that movie sucks balls, and so look at the new basterds:

Lt. A. Ali "Ali the Apache" Khamenei, the basterd leader;
Srg. Mahmud "The Bear Muslim" Ahmadinejad, a "atomic baseball bat-swinging infidel hunter";
W. Officer Muahmmad Ali Jafari(the pasdaran general).

i do not hate neither Muslim people nor Jewish people(even if Eli Roth really makes, as we italians say, laughing chickens), but the pretetending of that movie to be pro-jewish(is pro-jewish show jews as mother f***ers perfectly deversing to be roasted in extermination camps by nazis, in the movie shown as much more humans?)
is an insult, and the manipulation of Koran made by Khamenei and his fascist butt-lickers is an insult too.
i support Iranian people.

and give us back the TRUE Tarantino.
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Mark570's avatar
Terrorists and assassins!